Unlucky-in-love Natalie Palmer, 23, jokes she is 2019’s reply to Bridget Jones
STUDENTS who is been on 40 “atrocious” dates in nine months has generated A tinder that is brilliant presentation “why you need to swipe me”, and it’s really extremely truthful.
Unlucky-in-love Natalie Palmer, 23, whom jokes she actually is 2019’s reply to Bridget Jones, has laid bare her pizza obsession, compulsive cleansing practices and intends to rock a breathing apparatus on date quantity five.
This woman is hoping the ad that is innovative which she uploaded on Sunday night, may help case a night out together together with her fantasy guy.
Natalie, from Caerphilly, Southern Wales, stated: “I’m 2019’s Bridget Jones because i usually find yourself going house alone.
“I’ve done about 40 times in nine months – they’ve all been atrocious.
“I became simply lying during sex searching through my phone and wished to take action innovative with my profile as I’d not been getting matches.
“Originality is pretty low today, numerous girls have Snapchat animal filters on the pictures and boring bios, i’d do a presentation through Snapchat so I thought.
“I took me personally over one hour thinking about benefits and drawbacks, having the pictures and placing it altogether when I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Natalie, whom studies access to bio science, hopes she can find somebody who clicks along with her character – in the place of simply finding her attractive.
She stated: “In regards to my perfect guy I’ve got no choice, we don’t also aim for appearance. So long I think we might log in to fine. while they have my feeling of humour and sarcasm”
Natalie began by detailed her positives – including her “house proud” mindset, which sees her hoovering and mopping twice-a-day – joking: “which is spouse material”.
She actually is additionally detailed her past work, to exhibit she actually is perhaps maybe perhaps maybe not your typical ‘lazy pupil’ and it has been being employed as a palliative care/dementia professional since she had been 18.
She stated: “It additionally shows a caring and trusting side, you’ve surely got to be nice while having some qualities that are good you are doing that type of work.
“I’d love to become a paramedic, seeing exactly just exactly 
how loving and caring they’ve been inside their jobs has prompted me and I’m hoping to learn paramedic technology at college in the foreseeable future.”
The best way to Natalie’s heart is not through fine dining, but takeaway pizza, while her hobbies consist of walking, operating and hiking.
She unveiled: “It’s simpler to simply rock through to a romantic date and consume pizza – meatballs and sweetcorn is my topping that is favourite.
Natalieis also candidly detailed her flaws – which hilariously consist of liking cuddles, being “addicted to burgandy or merlot wine (in moderation)” and lacking wise practice.
Natalie stated: “i prefer being cuddled and have now been dumped twice to be too affectionate.
“I adore dark wine but evidently this is certainly a flaw that is bad once you drink an excessive amount of it and also you begin spewing in your 2nd date it is not necessarily appealing.
“I’m quite intelligent but i actually do lack sense that is common. About eight months I genuinely thought they were going to send one in the post ago I adopted a snow leopard and.
“In the conclusion we just had a packed animal plus an use certification. We cried for several days, i truly thought this pet was being had by me.
“My action dad joked if I happened to be likely to ring a zoo for the cage, but i did son’t believe that far ahead.”
Natalie additionally allows possible matches understand “I do not acquire my house” that is own she actually is seen countless “arrogant” blokes boast about being property owners from the software.
The penultimate slide shows Natalie wearing a charcoal face mask and a wine emoji that is red.
It states: “If you reached this component without thinking I’m weird. Congrats. This really is what you’ll see after date 5. Lucky, lucky man xx”.
Whilst the slide that is final Natalie’s mind superimposed on Susan Boyle’s human body, in simple where she actually is wearing her spotty dressing gown and waving towards the digital cameras.
She said: “That’s me personally waving them down to focus each morning. We don’t have a actual picture of me personally doing that thus I had to improvise.
“My ideal man is funny, caring, relaxed, available minded and adventurous with a few aspiration.
“The type of guy i do believe I’ll attract are people most abundant in feeling of humour.
“Genuine dudes will discover that though it’s funny there’s an authentic part to it too to see that I’m a laugh.